CaramelD
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
19 Responses
  1. CaramelD Says:

    Hmm actually , my 'whatever' just means exactly that!


  2. BSNC Says:

    lol yea i use 45% of these words. I don't really say whatever though. My cousin says it like 15 times aday. I guess it depends on the context of the sentence..


  3. ~Sirius~ Says:

    LOL! Hey you can't be 1st!

    Read a longer list somewhere..

    I just kept crosschecking with myself.


  4. RocNaija Says:

    Funny how many of these you encounter in different facets of life..


  5. tunrayo Says:

    lol! can i borrow this?



  6. Temite Says:

    YOU KNOW I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY!!!! My problem is that I don't use any of these words the way they are described. I say EXACTLY what I mean to say. I need to introduce these words into my vocabulary.

    How are you love? Really How are you?


  7. guilty of using some of those


  8. aeedeeaee Says:
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  9. aeedeeaee Says:

    Yeah...i didn't think abourrit till i read this post...lol

    "Whatever" is one word/phrase i don't care about...I say F-- YOU if i have to...i think it's more apt, looool

    i likee...May i borrow this?


  10. Nice Anon Says:

    I have been guilty of using some of these words.


  11. leggy Says:

    lol...this is really funny..i rarely say watever but when i do i mean dat exactly.


  12. downtheaisle Says:

    very very true! esp whatever, and I say that a lot!
    I enjoyed reading this!,


  13. CaramelD Says:

    I love how everyone is confessing to different phrases! The truth is coming out :)

    All that want to copy feel free, I copied it myself :)


  14. SHE Says:

    A lot of the meaning depends on the context, really. And body language!!!


  15. doll Says:

    LOL...am so guilty


  16. doll Says:

    LOL...am so guilty


  17. Enkay Says:

    Hehehe!
    Talk about "double entendre"!


  18. Buttercup Says:

    Hehehehe! Arent we just the best? :D