Hehehehehehehe. I won't lie, I laughed as I typed the title.

Following up from the last post, we tried to meet up over three weeks and the two dates we were free for, I had to cancel due to work and my terrible memory. In between that time, when he started conversations on BBM and I replied, he wouldn't reply. Apart from that, no other forms of communication passed between both of us.

So fast forward to Monday he stared another BBM conversation and I replied saying I didn't want to get into another conversation where he will vanish, so he said he would call me that night. He called and started off by trying to imply that our lack of communication over the past three weeks was why he wanted to split up. I had to reign in that line pretty sharpish by pointing out that I could pin point the moment when he stopped caring and it was late August. The calls disappeared. I would call and he wouldn't call back. I would send a message on BBM and you can see he has read it, then no reply until two days later.

That's when he started his long politician's talk about he wants an 'adult relationship' (read sex on a plate), and that he can't deal with someone who lives with their family and he can't stay over at night and I can't come over to his. He said the breaking point was when he took me to see Dbanj and that when we got back, I made up my bed for him and went to sleep in my parent's room. (LMAO). That was 27 August I think.

So after he finished talking, I calmly told him, that that is why people date....to find out about each other. If you do not like the fact that I'm in no rush to sleep with you, you should have said it since and bounced your separate way. Why stretch it out, waste my time, and spoil my birthday pictures? I told him he wants his own version of an 'adult relationship' and good luck with his search. I now realised why whenever I bring up my brother and my family, he would brush or rush the conversation. Yes, I am an adult who has bought a house with her Mother and I am proud that after seven years of wahala, we won the right for my adopted brother to live here. If you can't accept me, then piss off!

Gosh, there was so much bullshit on the phone that night, something about and I quote 'he is tired of ACTING like a good boy for fake good girls, like his ex who wouldn't sleep with him but was shagging someone else apparently'!! I used my last patient breath to tell him he doesn't have the monopoly on lying and cheating exs and that he should judge each girl on her own case. I never lied or played games. That is not and never will be my style.

Anyway my people I wished him good luck with his life and dropped the phone. After promptly deleting him on Facebook and BBM, I got a Whatsapp message from him saying 'That was quick'!

I LAUGH IN CHINESE. *Delete*

I saw this coming a mile off and my affection for him had dried up like the Sahara a while back so I thank God, I'm not upset. I'm more upset that with one major fault, I failed my practical driving test the next morning. So please pray for me to pass on my next try, which hopefully will be soon.

Stay delightful xxxx