How is everyone doing? I miss you all like I miss white bread and saturated fats. I haven't been writing on my beautiful blog. My apologies! I promise fresh gist will be coming soon but till then a little laughter for the weekend xx
PS My birthday is next week and I came across this site that tells you what song was number one the day you were born. Mine is Tainted Love (hmphhh), why couldn't I have The Bangles or Madonna or something? :) Check it out and tell me what was yours. xxxx http://www.everyhit.com/dates
A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen MaryII appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 yearsold.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember.....fairies are female.
PS My birthday is next week and I came across this site that tells you what song was number one the day you were born. Mine is Tainted Love (hmphhh), why couldn't I have The Bangles or Madonna or something? :) Check it out and tell me what was yours. xxxx http://www.everyhit.com/dates
A married couple in their early 60's were celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.' The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen MaryII appeared in her hands.
The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband became 92 yearsold.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember.....fairies are female.
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Happy Birthday in advance!!
And as for that joke, err no comment :D
Na wa for dat man oh...he shoulda known...two women against one man...damn!
Happy birthday in advance love!
Lol. Read the joke before. It still cracks me up.
Happy birthday Lav.
Don't know the song for my birthday......hissss
Lol. Happy birthday girl!
gaSirius you coulda just checked yea....
anyway..I DID!...and mine's...Wham! - "I'm Your Man"
I had to google and yea my birthday song is COOL!...i shoulda being brit...lol
happy Birthday in advance ma'am. Many blessings
Lol. Selfish Man.
Checking the site now.
Don't stay away for too long.
dammnnn...this story is sooo funny.
And...happy buffday in advance!
@Blogoratti, thank you!
@ Muse, well he got what he deserves, init? Thank you :)
@Sirius, did you check it? Check no? I'll soon check your own for you myself!
@Suzanne, I am still in pain oh! It is not vanishing like you promised! Ps Thank you :)
@Tega, thank you oh! you're right your song is totally cool and iconic. Jealous!
@SHE, I will be back quicker than you can say 'crazy Igbo girl'!
@Lucidlilith, Thank you sweets, hope you are cool.
Lool @ the joke, yay to female comradeship!
Happy birthday in advance dear!
Checked mine and I love it - Billy Ocean - When the going gets tough, the tough gets going.
Jesus!!! That's a serious joke right there o!! Happy Birthday o jare! You too much!!!
The fairy and wife misunderstood. He wanted his wife 30 years younger. Poor guy...
The number one song the day I was born according to your website? Can you guess? No? That's because they said it was friggin' Sunday Girl'! what nonsense is that?
LOL..that was a funny joke...tee hee!
happy birthday in advance
@ Young Grumbler, you're song is totally cool! Again I'm jealous!
@Sugarking, thank you x!!
@Azuka, you know I don't agree with you right? :)
@Freaksho, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I can feel your indignation from way over here.
@WASParty, thank you very much.
Happy Birthday in advance. What day is it exactly?
The joke is just cracking me up and making my day...
Let me go check my song...
@ Rita, it was yesterday on Tuesday :) So what was your birthday song?
Happy Birthday in advance or arrears! LOL at the guy.
Happy belated birthday nne. Hope you had a swell day!
Happy Belated Birthday....
Hope ur fairy god mother gave you a nice gift.