I love my body but sometimes it really stumps me. THAT time of the month is approaching and my boobs are huge, I mean I was walking around in the office and I tell you I had to go and wear my suit jacket because I thought it was getting just a bit ridiculous. So I'm walking around in my suit jacket and people think I'm just feeling corporate, not knowing that I'm trying to reduce my porn star audition chest!!

Don't even get me started on my tummy, I feel like that I'm in my 1st trimester. All this is not sexy talk I know but someone has to vent for the ladies!!!

Thank God that at least my face is under control, so this month no appearance of that one evil spot that lands on the most conspicuous part of your face when you have that important meeting/date/wedding etc.....