• My cousin's short wedding dress absolutely stole the show this week and she wins Hot Bride of the Year 2007.
  • My Youth Service khaki trousers are shrinking at an alarming rate.
  • I'm getting bigger hips, chest and bum.
  • I'm sleepy at one in the afternoon.
  • I'm tired of uploading pictures on Facebook and I haven't even cracked the surface.
  • I've been in Lagos roughly 10 months and I don't fancy anyone.. the one guy that did spark an interest is off limits.
  • I need more vitamins in my diet.
  • I'm serioulsy broke.
  • One of my older, married, male clients has started hitting on me, ewww.
  • I want to go to the cinema and see Stardust.
  • I need to do laundry.

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