For the first time in a long time, I was the last person to have a bath this morning and one of E's (Phoenix's brother) friends was joining us to go to work. I did not know this as I was in the bathroom and Phoenix did not come in and give me a head's up so I walk out of the bathroom right into the living area thinking that I was alone.

Well heaven help me I was not alone, there was a man in the sitting room and I'm there in my towel, wet and the whole left side of my body indecently clad. Well what can one do? Instead of pegging my sponge on the airer, I just squeaked good morning, and bolted for the bedroom in a blur of blue cotton!!!

Phoenix I'm putting you in the naughty corner!!